Britney, Virginity Increasingly At Odds


Once saving herself, teen queen has apparently cashed in. Details to follow in Playboy?

by Jaan Uhelszki
REQUEST Magazine, September 2000

Britney Spears told reporters in Germany that she was still a virgin during her recent tour there, but by the time she got to Japan, she was singing a different tune, and blabbed some rather intimate details to an Australian Reporter. When the intrepid reporter demamded to know whether Britney preferred G-string panties or Calvin Klien camouflage, the teen singer answered "G-string" without hesitation. No doubt emboldened by the former Mousketeer’s quick response, the reporter pressed her advantage and asked, "What’s your favorite seduction - whether you want to do it, or you want someone to do it to you?" After a few seconds, Brit squealed, "OK...for a guy to kiss my feet." For the coup de grâce, the bold reporter demanded Britney reveal her favorite position. The pop princess answered without a pause, "On top," and broke into peals of laughter.

Despite the fact that Britney Spears recently rejected an offer to go to bed with an American businessman for $17 million (Canadian), calling the offer "disgusting" and vowing to remain a virgin until her wedding night, insiders claim that Britney is regularly, um, speared by ‘N Sync’s Justin Timberlake, with whom she shares a Hollywood manse in a decidedly un-Christian arrangement.

In related news, the 19-year old pop princess recently signed on with a Hollywood talent agency to help her break into movies. Every agent in town was reportedly chasing her, but she was sweet-talked into joining the Endeavor agency by longtime client Mark "Dirk Diggler" Wahlberg. Despite Britney’s relationship with Justin, she’s had her eye on Mark for a while, so she asked a mutual friend to invite both of them to the same dinner party in Malibu. After the cappuccinos, the two snuck away for a quiet walk on the beach. It must have gone well, since Britney is now planning to work with the actor formally known as Marky Mark in an upcoming film. Finally, a widely circulated rumor suggests that the Britster’s people have approached Playboy magazine about a possible feature next year. This would undoubtedly reveal the naked truth about at least two of Brit’s secrets.



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